=BobTodd did done create this thing.

-- The name Patrick Cusack can be loosely rendered as 'fat prick screw sac'. What rudery can you tenuously crowbar your name into?:

Horn Armada Magma Tonic Elixir Vein
or
Horn Armada Mania Toxic Mere Living

or thousands others XD

-- Why did you choose your dA username?:
I blame b3ta. I think so anyway. Coolcatzy was already taken. So Cleo I am
=3

-- Do a search for .jpgs on your computer/home partition. What's the 16th result?:
Alizarin Akai. Seems like a random OC from someone. It's in my received files folder. It's not the best.

-- How much change in coins (no notes) do you have in your wallet/purse/pocket?:
Not sure... I'll go check. Later. Let's assume less than £2.

-- Windchimes: yay fun tinkly or argh no?:
Mine broke Yay for them!

-- What's the most revolting threesome you can think of? Minus a million points for including 'your mum' or variant thereof.:
DO NOT WANT
If I just quickly thought: Ganondorf, Dr Kelso and Darth Vader (all burnt form)?

-- Let us postulate a parallel universe whose inhabitants are opposites of us. What would your antidoppelganger be like?:
She'd be very thin and hate everything. And have very short/straight hair.

-- What's your favourite mythical creature?:
Jackalope. They rule.

-- What is your earliest memory?:
Falling off a chair with a plastic pole in my mouth. I had to go to hospital.

-- What is your favourite pie filling and/or favourite kind of cake?:
apple & blackberry/steak & guiness

CARROT is the best cake. Unless it's a REALLY good choc.

-- What are you hoping to live long enough to see or do?:
Have lots of fun? See my friends become powerful?

-- What would your name be if you got a sex change?:
Marion Alexander Victor

-- Do you collect anything? If so, what?:
Um. China figurines, random crap, I want to collect models. Like Nendoroid ones.

-- Are you vegetarian/vegan? If not, why not?:
Tried it. Missed steak. Oh god I love steak.

-- What's the most disgusting thing you've tried to drink?:
Tea + strawberry actimel instead of milk

-- The 'web' of yoghurt stuck to the underside of the lid - yum, lick it off or eew, throw it away?:
Always lick.

-- If everyone else in the world vanished for a day, what would you do for this time?:
Walk around with no clothes on Go to the shops and try on loads of clothes. I'd personally get a bit bored with no-one to talk to. I'd maybe go into the shops and steal lots of ingredients.

Then make lots of cakes for when people come back!

-- Summarise your dA gallery in three words.:
This is madness.

-- Suppose you were a videogame boss - describe yourself.:
I'd be this enormous statue. You'd have to smash the jewel around my neck. My first attack would be "omg fangasm". Where I'd jump around a lot. My mid attack would be "The calling of the beasts." Where first I'd screech very loud. Some of you may have heard the screech I can do. This would paralyse you for a second or two, while my cat army run in and start attacking. That would be a very annoying move. My third attack would be "Tonight we dine in hell" where I would get mr stabby, mr slashy, mr choppy and mr slicey and try to throw them all at you.

But my most annoying attack, which wouldn't happen too often, maybe once in the fight, I'd sit on you, hurting you a bit, and then drink an actimel.

At the end of the fight, when the jewel around my neck is destroyed, I'd say "Hey, no fair. Oh well, see ya!" and run away. Then for the rest of the game. I'd randomly appear and give you stuff.

-- Most amusing foodstuff?:
Cheese. There is oh so much you can do with it.

Though... "That turnip looks just like a thingy"

-- Best out of date playground craze?:
British Bulldog, or pokemon cards. I used to be fully on top of that. though at EHS we had this really weird summer commerce. It was awesome. I used to run one of the groups.

-- What's your favourite vomit euphemism?:
Blowing chunks.

-- Which of the following have you seen? Goatse, Tubgirl, Lemonparty, 2 Girls 1 Cup.:
All bar two girls.
I may see that one day. It just sounds facinating.

-- If you were a superhero, who would your sidekick be?:
I have no idea. I'd think I'd be more like catwoman.

-- What did you want to be when you were wee, and is your current situation anything like that?:
Vet. Not really. I decided "If I was a vet, and then I would get sad because of ill animals and end up punching people."